Tales from the Evil Dead....
No apologies...the odd post every now and again is better than no posts at all!
I am currently in Calgary (again!) doing Evil Dead the Musical. This brings me no end of GREAT JOY because I've always wanted to be in a larger musical production. A long time fantasy of mine has finally come true...and Bruce is here doing it with me - which is always a treat and a half!
The cast is stellar, the rehearsal process was a delight, the work is solid and we're all having a blast! What none of us anticipated though were the crowds! We are truly involved in a sub-cultural phenomena! A "once-in-a-career" experience.
Here are a few tales from beyond the Dead:
The Splatter Zone was sold out before our second week of rehearsals!
As of 5pm yesterday we are sold out for this week of shows!
We announced a two week hold over BEFORE we opened the show!
The average age of the audience is between 25 - 35 years old...
On Saturday night the audience spontaneously started doing the WAVE while they waited for act two to start!!!!
A woman showed up at the box office a few nights ago in a t-shirt that said, "I want to have Ash's baby".
6 police officers showed up at the theatre AFTER the show, having followed a trail of bloody footprints back to the theatre...when they saw an usher madly cleaning blood off the walls of the elevator they pounded on the doors and demanded to be let in! When they got into the lobby and saw the Evil Dead posters they were all very relieved and thankful that they wouldn't have to do the mountain of paper work associated with the crime they were anticipating finding.
Police officers pulled over to the side of the road when they spotted a young man, covered in blood, leaning up against a tree outside a popular downtown bar. They offered to call him an ambulance and wanted to know what happened to him. "No dudes!", he said, "I was at Evil Dead!!!!".....he was drunk and leaning on the tree.
A few nights ago, a fellow in the crowd was so appreciative of everything he was seeing that he would yell "FUCK YAH!!!" after each of his favorite bits.....When I do the bit where my costume gets all ripped off he yelled, "JOIN ME!!!"....and a lady a few rows back, fed up with all his yelling, yelled, "STOP IT!!!!".
At the top of act two the audience often yells things like, "BRING ON THE GORE", "MORE BLOOD", "WE WANT ASH!!"
At the merchandise table they sell between 50 - 80 shirts per night. Last night a gal came to the table and said, "I've been saving up for a MONTH. I will take one of EVERYTHING!!!"
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Oddly - some theatre-types with whom I have shared these stories have had quite negative reactions. They've said things like, "God help us all", and, "Oh - just what we need in the theatre."
ISN'T this EXACTLY what we need in the theatre?!
Yes - the classics are important, "culture" (whatever that is!) is important, etc....
At least we who work in the theatre think it important...and yet our theatres are half full! (I used full to be positive...they are in fact half empty!) Too often the "But it's important and good for society", sounds like the bullshit your mother would try to get you to swallow just before she jammed a tablespoon of the foulest tasting concoction in your mouth because it was going to be "good for you".
Theatrical bad medicine! Bleagh!
People have said, "Well - it's just 'entertainment' ".
Fair enough. I think it's safe to say that 350 people leave the theatre having been entertained every night...And what's wrong with that? What some folks fail to take into account is that the same 350 people have been entertained in a THEATRE - not a movie theatre, but a LIVE THEATRICAL VENUE....and while they've been yelling and screaming and laughing and getting covered in blood....they have also been having a truly theatrical experience! They have been sitting in the dark, en masse, collectively focussed on the stage, listening to the unfolding of a story - and they are being CHANGED by it! Yes - they are also being given the "familiar"...but isn't that what Shakespeare gives us too? Stories we recognise? Characters we identify with? Universal plights?
The character of "Ash" is a hero to throngs, and throngs of "non-traditional" theatre goers...in fact, many of these people are likely coming to the theatre for the FIRST TIME to watch Ash rise to the challenge, screw his courage to the sticking place, and fight a legion of demons. He's nerd-turned-ass-kicker....who can't identify with, or at least long for THAT?!
Night after night audience members LEAP to their feet in raw celebration. This is not a crowd that claps for the sets and costumes, or gives a standing ovation so they can justify the ticket price they've forked over...there is no sense of polite appreciation. They love Ash. They love the story. They love the comedy. They love the blood. (hmmm....sounds a bit like ancient Rome, doesn't it? The grandfathers of theatre....)
Last night, as we came out to shake hands with the Splatter Zone....I asked a crew of 20-something guys, "So - have we converted you to the theatre?" And with some reluctance one said, "Yeah - maybe. I might try this again. Tonight was fucking awesome!"
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When my mom was sick she refused to take her morphine pills. We all knew it was good for her. We tried to explain how important it was to take it. Even the home care nurse couldn't get her to swallow that pill. Out of sheer, desperate frustration and a deep urgency to get that morphine into her so she could be in less pain, it occurred to me to put her pill in a tablespoon of vanilla pudding.....Low and behold - taking her morphine became something she looked forward to.
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