Contest Winners...
To be fair, ladies and gentlemen, our judges are calling this a tie!
Technically Enid-Rae buzzed in FIRST, and while she was able to provide a detailed and accurate description of the person who's identity we were looking for, she was not able to provide the name.
Christy Bruce buzzed in second - but was able to provide the answer we were looking for!
What annoying, creepy, kazoo playing ex-Calgarian street performer was spotted outside the Vancouver Aquarium?
ARTY THE JESTER! Worst street act ever, banned from the Edmonton Fringe grounds and right up there with Danny the Clown!
Our judges have decided that the best thing to do in this unforseen situation is to split the prize by offering each of the lovely ladies: Dessert and a martini at a restaurant of their choosing, in their home cities. (offer valid until Dec.31, 2005)
Congratulations ladies! Well played.
Mr. Flores, we are sorely disappointed. You, of all people, should have know the answer to this Calgary trivia question.
2 Comments:
Dearest Rebecca,
After consulting with my Associates on this matter, I feel that it is more than fair to accept your offer.
(Ah shit. My Associates just took a dump in their litter box.)
Ok, I'm back. It is my feeling that together Christy and I cracked the code and solved the riddle that is Arty the Jester. Therefore, I will indulge my buttocks with a lard-based dessert product on the west coast and Christy can take care of business in Toronto.
Also, my Associates think you might consider changing the name of your blog from "Losing my mind" to "Discovering my mind", "Stretching my mind" or "Celebrating my mind" etc. They've been conversing with Marge and Di between litter box sessions and all involved feel you are a complete and total rockstar and that it would be supercalafragilistic to jump on board the Enietrain to Positivethinkingville. (It's a new place I discovered while eating perogies on Main and 10th in Enieland.)
Good gravy. This has turned into a friggon short film script. Must sign off so that I can go moonwalk on my new floors.
Billie Jean is not my lover,
Enid-Raye Adams
Ukrainian At Large
Wow bec! For a hot shot actress you sure do have a lot of free time on your hands! lol. Interesting contest...never thought anyone would win it, but apparently you have some friends just as crazy as you! lol. Anyway, look forward to seeing you soon!
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