A Bride Prepares....Part II: 5 Lbs Lighter!
I did it! I had my first ever COLONIC!
Is there NOTHING I won't write about on this Blog? If you're a recent reader, you may not realise that I wrote about my first ever bikini wax less than 6 months ago....But I figure, we're all human here, right? What do I have to hide? What do I go through that others haven't already - or may even be considering....and so, I write!
So - this afternoon I went to the Yellow Brick Road and released the wizard from behind the emerald curtain. Doesn't that sound nice? Truth be told - it was not as bad as I thought it would be. Seriously. I can't even believe I'm saying that!
Susan was true to her word and did make the whole thing as pleasant as possible. No candles, no teddy bear...but there was some nice music to be heard. The thing that made it tolerable was her casual, matter-of-fact approach to the whole procedure. Everything was explained, step by step - and, thank you God, she was gentle!
I'm tempted to go into graphic detail...But I will spare the gentler readers...If you're really interested you can drop me an email I suppose. Part of me wishes it was more traumatic than it was - what fodder it would have provided!
In the end (no pun intended!)...I cannot say it's not something I would do again. I think I might! Especially after Susan told me that the average person carries around SEVEN POUNDS of fecal matter in their gut - and it's constantly leaking toxins into the body! Nasty! Also, because it was my first time....Susan claims that I didn't have a "full release". Ladies especially can have a hard time letting it all go. One must learn to relax and let the procedure happen....
In the days following I felt a little tired, but not too bad at all. And now, I can walk down the aisle knowing I am 5 lbs lighter! Some brides diet, some exercise...some have their colon's flushed out by nice ladies named Susan!
Cheers!
3 Comments:
Hey bec.
You know...the easiest way to "Release the beast" Is to take in one of those little pocket sized poker games. It takes your mind off the task at hand and allows you to "Flow freely". At least I find it does for me. The only problem is I kind of lose track of what I'm doing and I'll end up spend something like 15 minutes after I'm done just sitting there playing the game. Hehehehe.
-Cory
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Hey Mz. Becca Northan.
On waxing....the first time I had myself bikini waxed was by a former room mate. I went to a salon she worked at and decided to get it done. I thought I'd make it a habit. Anyway, I screamed sooo loudly that she shoved a popsicle stick (sideways) into my mouth so firmly that I bled a little (this could be a turn on for some) and whispered into my panic stricken little face, "Shut up right now." I've never had one since.
Now for that colonic stuff. Sign me up. Sounds like fun.
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